Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 11: "Trivia"
Dwight: You're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Dwight: I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Does your husband have very soft erections?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Jim has no discernable sense of humor Pam. You should know that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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