Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 52)
Season 3, Episode 6: "Diwali"
Dwight: Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of the God-king Rama, after his epic battle with Ravina, the demon-king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
Michael: All right, all right. This isn't Lord of the Rings.
• Rating: Unrated
Kelly: Um, Diwali is awesome. And there's food, and there's gonna be dancing. And, oh, I got the raddest outfit. It has, um, sparkles-
Michael: Kelly? Um, why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday?
Kelly: Oh, um, I don't know. It's really old, I think.
Angela: How many gods do you have?
Kelly: Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that.
Angela: And that blue busty gal? What's her story?
Kevin: She looks like Pam from the neck down.
Dwight: Pam wishes.
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Pam: I just feel kind of tired, you know?
Dwight: Maybe you've got mono.
Pam: Maybe.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Initiation"
Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face.
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Dwight: [to Ryan] When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you.
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Dwight: [to Ryan] You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness.
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Dwight: Will Ryan become a slacker, loser, wise ass like Jim or will he join the Dwight Army of Champions?
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Dwight: Why did Robert Mifflin commit suicide?!
Ryan: Um... he was depressed.
Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself! What ... is the DHARMA Initiative?!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Michael always says "K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid." Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
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