Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 7)
Season 7, Episode 14: "The Search"
Dwight: Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincumpoop are off to rescue Michael.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: My resolution is: meet a loose woman
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight [to Pam]: Wow, did your baby draw that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What are you gonna do now? You gonna make fun of our leader's weird voice? [mumbles] Over the line, Jim.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Dwight: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Dwight: Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you Jim?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight [to Jim]: Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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