Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 7)
Season 8, Episode 16: "After Hours"
Dwight: A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 15: "Tallahassee"
Dwight: I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: It's just stress, 'cause I care about this project. Frankly, the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now, I find very alarming.
Erin: Who says none of us are diarrheal?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Dwight: That baby is a Schrute, and unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
• Rating: Unrated
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