Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 8)
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Dwight: He remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
Dwight (to Jim): I can't believe that let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Erin: Dwight, are chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.
Dwight: I know. I could just bang you right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Erin: What is the most romantic possible thing?
Dwight: We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 11: "Trivia"
Robert: Alligators are dinosaurs Dwight. You know that right?
Dwight: Mmmm, it's complicated.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Dwight: You're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Dwight: I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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