The Office

Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 9)

Dwight: What are you gonna do now? You gonna make fun of our leader's weird voice? [mumbles] Over the line, Jim.
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Dwight: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Dwight: Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you Jim?
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Dwight: I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it.
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Dwight [to Jim]: Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: As a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you, but like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
Jim: Which is you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.
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Dwight: I always wanted to be hay king... but the world shines on Mose.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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