Favorite Eddy Monroe Quotes
Oh boy.
Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?
Nick: Don't you need silver bullets?
Eddy: What are you an idiot?
Look, whatever kind of family you have, reality is relative. You know? Normal is just the middle of the mess.
Seriously? That's like a beer and half an onion ring.
Eddie
Sort of a reverse Viagra.
Eddie: My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Hap: Cool.
Eddie: Your aim will help.
Oh my God, Hanks knows.
I mean he has to be on his way what else could he be doing?
Well, Nick, when a mommy coyotl and a daddy coyotl love each other very much...
Wait a minute...what kind of meat has a tattoo?
Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.
