Elaine Benes Quotes
(describing Kramer) Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.
(shocked) That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Ah, Nana and Papa.
Jerry: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
Jerry: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see a nipple.
I don't know but I think I see your
George: Hey! How come I didn't get a Christmas card? Everybody else got one. Jerry got one, Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.
Elaine: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here. (rubs George's head on her breasts) Here's your Christmas card.
Elaine: Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her.
George: Who says?
Elaine: You did.
Elaine: So, what's that?
Kramer: (not noticing) That's a nipple.
Kramer: (notices it) Ooo!
Elaine: Aw, great!? Didn't you see that?
Kramer: Aw, no, no I didn't notice it. No.
Elaine: Date with Fred.
Jerry: The religious guy???
Elaine: He's not THAT religious!
Jerry: Let us pray...
Let me tell you, I didn't intentionally expose myself, but, now, I wish I had. For it is not me, but you who have been exposed, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!
Co-worker: (Pokes his head into the doorway) Hey, Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?
Elaine: Yeah, take it! Take it! And stop calling me "Nip"!
Attendant: You're not supposed to get up during the food service.
Elaine: Well, nobody told me that!