Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 3)
Season 4, Episode 15: "The Visa"
Elaine: (about George) He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.
• Rating: Unrated
Elaine: The turbo quadramatic transmission offers you the power and prestige to propel you well into the twenty-first century.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Movie"
Elaine: (describing Kramer) Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine: George, you're sappin' my strength.
• Rating: Unrated
Elaine: Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine: No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "The Pick"
Elaine: Let me tell you, I didn't intentionally expose myself, but, now, I wish I had. For it is not me, but you who have been exposed, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine: Date with Fred.
Jerry: The religious guy???
Elaine: He's not THAT religious!
Jerry: Let us pray...
• Rating: Unrated
Elaine: Not only didn't you love her, you didn't even like her.
George: Who says?
Elaine: You did.
• Rating: Unrated
Jerry: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
Elaine: Carefully?
Jerry: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see a nipple.
• Rating: Unrated
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