Jerry: It smells like a cheap hooker. Or is that you?
Elaine: Give me ten bucks and find out.

Attendant: You're not supposed to get up during the food service.
Elaine: Well, nobody told me that!

Attendant: Well, the only meal left is a kosher meal.
Elaine: Kosher meal? I don't want a kosher meal. I don't even know what a kosher meal is.

Elaine: Well, what about George? He's supposed to pick us up at Kennedy.
Jerry: We'll call him.
Elaine: There's no time.
Jerry: No time? (to ticket lady) Is there time?
Ticket Lady: There's no time.
Jerry: There's no time.

(To herself, loudly to the guy next to her) Wake up, you human slug! Wake up! Wake up!!

(the man wakes up in surprise)

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(After Jerry selfishly takes the lone first-class seat available he confronts Elaine about the issue)
Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first-class?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: All right then. See, you don't know what you're missing. I've flown first-class. I can't go back to coach. I can't, I won't.
Elaine: We flew here coach.
Jerry: Yeah, that's true.
Elaine: Oh, alright. If the plane crashes, everyone in first class is going to die anyway.
Jerry: Yeah, I'm sure you'll live.

You're eating my food!!

(to a woman next to her) Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum; that's helpful.

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