Caroline, she's dead. You can stop competing with her.

Elena: I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same.
Stefan: Thank you.

Elena: Each of us have only made one friend in college so far.
Caroline: And given that mine went radio silent after he kissed me and yours was last seen at a tea party for a vampire hating secret society.

Elena: You don't have to push me away. I can do this.
Stefan: I can't.

If Caroline was here, we'd have a full catered buffet by the side of the road...and a rainbow.

I don't know what he is, but he's definitely not Stefan.

He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn't do that.

Elena: Friend code states that in matters such as yours and Caroline's, I must with no exception, take the side of my best friend.
Stefan: Huh.
Elena: Can you two just kiss and make up? It's getting weird.
Stefan: You're just mad nobody knew how to carve the turkey.

Elena: I love you, Damon Salvatore.
Damon: I love you too.

You brought a panini press?

The more I have to think about, the less time I have to miss Bonnie.

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.