You're the best wife ever, you know that.


I made a grappling hook out of ties.

Elizabeth: Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
Mozzie: NO!...Yes....

Elizabeth: Spousal immunity?
Neal: You made that up.
Peter: Yes, she has spousal immunity.

Neal had the treasure and he gave it up for us. I think that says a lot about his character.

Keller: They already know my face.
Elizabeth: You're right. Peter and Neal are going to kick your ass.

Elizabeth: I saw you scored high on Angry Birds today.
Peter: She knows you're here.
Neal: Someone has to stand up to the green pigs.

Peter: I'm holding poop.
Elizabeth: And you look damn sexy doing it.

Jones: I want you to plan my next birthday party.
Elizabeth: Do you want a moonbounce too?
Jones: No, I want to be a cowboy.
Elizabeth: Here you go.
Jones: Giddy up.

Elizabeth: Mozzie, Neal...what are you two doing here?
Neal: Hey Elizabeth, is Satchmo free this afternoon?

Elizabeth: Honey, do you want to grab a sub and go play with Neal?
Peter: Yes.

Elizabeth: You just happened to have the will in your pocket?
Peter: Yeah, Eagle Scout, always be prepared.

White Collar Quotes

Leave your heart off your sleeve.


Often the things we try to hide are most obvious to the people around us.

Vincent Adler [to Neal]