Cougar Town

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Jules if we had to elect a group leader it would be you. You bring us all together.

Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!

Bye Grayson. Pageant wave.

Stop trying to make this into an 80s movie montage.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

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Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!