Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 19)

Season 1, Episode 4: "I Won't Back Down"
Laurie [about Ellie]: She's hot for a frigid, beastly, elderly woman
Ellie: You think I'm hot
Jules: That worked?
Ellie: Well yeah because if that trashy big lipped slag said it, it might be a little true
Laurie: You think I have big lips? That's really sweet
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Jules: Are you watching my sex tape?
Ellie: Yeah, but with the volume off so it's not so weird
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Ellie: Why are you out of breath
Jules: Cause I'm sanding down my disgusting elephant heels. With all the shavings here I could make a second foot
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Season 1, Episode 3: "Don't Do Me Like That"
Ellie: You know how I take a nap every day from 10 to 11:45?
Jules: Your life is better than mine
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Jules: You never go all out for a guy?
Laurie: If I really like a guy I'll stop texting while I do him
Ellie: I wish you were my daughter
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Ellie: Great, the girl with three toe rings finds it funny
Laurie: Hey one of them is a tattoo
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Season 1, Episode 2: "Into the Great Wide Open"
Ellie: It's your turn, best war story from your twenties.
Jules: Once when I was 22, I had a baby and I stayed home by myself raising him for the rest of my twenties. The end
Andy: Boo!
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