Ellie Torres Quotes
Jules: Ellie, I had to titi in the yard.
Ellie: Why wouldn't you just go in the shower?
Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.
Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.
Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.
Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.
I hope a shark eats your face.
Call her a chunky bitch!
To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!
Dime eyes, read with me.