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Cougar-town

Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]

Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!

Dime eyes, read with me.

Oh my God he's on a horse.

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.

Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.

It wouldn't have been a thong on a six-year old!

Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.

Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.

Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage

Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.

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