Scrubs

Elliot Reid Quotes (Page 10)

Elliot: Don't you think that maybe, the pain could all be in his head?
Mrs. Peele: Last week, we were watching Tv and he was in too much pain to get up to go to the bathroom, that he soiled himself, on the couch, right in front of our son. How do you explain that?
Turk: Maybe there was a really good game on television.
(Pause)
Elliot: Probably not.
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Elliot: Ronald's gonna be mad.
J.D.: Yeah well he's six. What's he going to do? Kick my ass?
J.D.'s Narration: Again?
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J.D.'s Narration: Around here, everyone has some sort of morning ritual... Whether it's getting help on the daily word jumble from your dyslexic tracheotomy patient...
Elliot: Uh, T P I P O E.
Marcia: "Pot pie."
Elliot: Save your voice, Marcia. Mm, save it.
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Elliot: Carla, I don't photograph well. On my driver's license, I look like Gary Busey.
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Elliot: Mrs. Peele, even though Dr. Turk is currently incapacitated by his cherry-flavored beverage, he is a fantastic surgeon-
Turk: Uh-huh.
Elliot: ...and he didn't find anything. And I am a great doctor-
Turk: Ehhh.
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Elliot: We should have just believed Mr. Peele. I mean, it's not like somebody just poos their pants for no reason.
J.D.: Turk did that in college on a bet.
Turk: Carla did not know that story. Thank you.
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Elliot: Stop or I'll turn this church around!
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Turk: And vagina is?
Elliot: Disgusting! But also Vajingo or Hoo-Hoo.
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Turk: I'm trying to get in the mood, right? And Carla's going on and on about her Cervical Muccus.
Elliot: Ap-ap! From now on Cervical Muccus, will be referred to as Icky Sticky.
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Elliot: Uh, what's with the second beeper?
Turk: Carla gave it to me. She's got me on 24-hour baby-making alert. Man, we haven't had sex since her last ovulation. Did you know that women only do that once a month?
J.D.: Of course I knew that, Turk. I'm a doctor.
J.D.'s narration: Once a month? That's crazy!
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