Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.

The critics said Van Halen was dead when David Lee Roth quit. But the hit single "Right Now" proved them wrong.

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

Youv'e got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple.

Emnma

Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.

Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.

If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.

The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.

Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.

Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt