Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXEmma Pillsbury Quotes
So this is what being turned on feels like.
Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
Will: Guess who woke up before I did.
Emma: I haven't brushed yet.
Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.
I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.
At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret?
We watch the Housewives shows, which are racy. So, so racy.
A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?
Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.
Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.
Celibacy is a viable option... for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.
I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.
