Eric: Gotta love that bureaucracy.
Nate: The bureaucracy we work for?
Eric: Like I said, love that bureaucracy.

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
Eric:(I was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said lol)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?

Sam: It's not a game.
Eric: No, it's not.

Who smelt it?

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.

And then Sam is calling me Elfie McBeale.

Eric: It's bad.
Nell: It's all bad.
Hetty: Aww, bugger.

Nell: Hetty knows everything I think.
Eric: That's what I thought.

I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.

How did a neanderthal like Rex know to go for high tech property that belonged to Weber?

Oh man this is like the world's greatest Lego set!

You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.