Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 7)
Season 14, Episode 8: "Poor and Stupid"
Cartman: I'm gonna do some dip and speak my mind!
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 6: "201"
Cartman [as Mitch Connor]: We got a black president but whitey still doesn't trust me to use his phone.
Dr. Mephisto: Oh, I'm sorry you're right, we do have a black President. Come in.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 4: "You Have 0 Friends"
Cartman: This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stan: Are you doing that stupid Facebook stuff again?
Cartman: Stupid Facebook stuff...
Stan: Why are you guys in here wasting your time? We're supposed out playing video games.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 3: "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
Cartman: Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: You cutting the Colonel's gravy with Boston Market to try and save yourself some %@#%ing money!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Do I want to do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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