Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Johnny "Drama" Chase: We don't wanna tell you she's a bitch, then two weeks later you get back together and you're mad at us for saying that.
Eric Murphy: It's over.
Drama and Turtle: She's a bitch!
Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!
Drama: Were you smackin it?
Eric: Yea, I'm jerkin off to Sportscenter.
Drama: You are! Look, he was doggin it to the lady golfers!
Eric: Ari, I'm telling you, you ever fuckin talk to me like that again, I will slap that grin right off your face.
Ari: You're gonna get street on me now? Is that what your gonna do?
Eric: You know what, enjoy your dinner. This sake sucks!
Ari: You read the New Republic?
Eric: No, I've heard of it.
Ari: Well, I was reading that and it's interesting cause what it says is, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
Turtle: At least they didn't fuck up your package.
Eric: What are you talking about? The posters a head shot.
Turtle: I'm just saying, shit happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for "Heaven Can Wait" because his dick looked too small in sweat pants.
Drama: Guy's smart, looks out for his image
Drama: We gotta go, ten year reunion baby!
Turtle: We? You weren't even in our class.
Drama: I hung out with a lot of those kids.
Eric: You didn't hang out with em, you sold em weed in the parkin lot. You were already like 40
Eric: What do you need?
Turtle: I'm on ass patrol. I got a six pack, one of them kinda looks like Kristen.
Eric: What are you an asshole?
Turtle: I'm just sayin, revenge fuck
Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a fucking lawsuit
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A Fucking Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.
Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, fuck your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
