Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 10)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Vegas Baby, Vegas!"
Seth Green: It's Vinnie Chase and the Chasers! Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots for the boys from Queens over there.
Eric: No thanks.
Seth Green: What's the matter? You don't drink, Eric?
Eric: I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 7: "Strange Days"
Vince: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
Eric: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen F**king Kane
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?
Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: Freud says there are no accidents.
Eric: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vince: What? Apologize? For Snuggling her?
Eric: For invading her space ... I don't know.
Drama: You're a sensitive guy E, it's kinda queer
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.
Eric: What the hell does that mean?
Drama: It's an avian flu reference
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Three's Company"
Ari: Eric, we do not want to get on Allen Grey's bad side.
Eric: Well what do what me to tell ya?
Ari: Put him on the phone you f**kin d**k!
Eric: Ari, I'm not a guy you what on your bad side.
Ari: Really? What are you going to do?
Eric: This.
[Eric hangs up phone]
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Crash and Burn"
Eric: I'm test driving a new car.
Ari: Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: So we're gonna take all these to the studio?
Vince: Unless you think we're gonna look like schmucks driving the same car.
Drama: No. We'd be schmucks in Jettas. In Aston Martin's we look good. And independently wealthy
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: [Vince] already started learning Spanish.
Ari: I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm f**king the gardener
• Rating: Unrated
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