Entourage

Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 11)

Ari: Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
Eric: No.
Ari: Then what the f**k do you want, c**t muscle?
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Drama [while sniffing wine]: I get toffee, mocha and a hint of terra firma.
Eric: Terra firma is dirt, Drama.
Drama: Yeah, well, wine comes from dirt, E
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Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?
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Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
Eric: It's five o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
Eric: F**k you!
Ari: I love it when you say "f**k," say it again.
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Ari: The first west coast numbers are in, and they're big.
Eric: Go on.
Ari: Eight leg big, bitch.
Eric: Get the f**k out of here!
Ari: The webcrawler is in our sights, and I want to squash that f**ker!
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[on Drama picking a girl...]
Turtle: Fifty hot girls have walked by, the guy's had a problem with every one of them.
Eric: That's cause none will look at him
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Drama: Every girl I've given a ticket to has been at least an 8.
Eric: What do you rate Drama? I'm just curious.
Drama: Blow me, E
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Ari: Big week. The kind of week you will remember your whole lives. Like the week you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do. Ninth grade...
Eric: Oh, one of the boys on the chess team, Ari?
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Eric Murphy: Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right? Guys in the mail room out here have Wharton MBAs
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Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style
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