Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 16)
Season 2, Episode 5: "Chinatown"
Eric: Why don't you call Walsh?
Vince: Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. I don't make the calls. I make the movies. And I make the money, or at least I used to.
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Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.
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Eric: Cut, the bulls**t, I'm serious. Vince needs a job.
Ari: Sounds like you might too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy
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Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so f**king what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
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Eric: Ari, I'm getting killed over here, Vince is not happy.
Ari: Of course he's not happy, nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich
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Season 2, Episode 4: "Neighbors"
Eric: Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.
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Season 2, Episode 3: "An Offer Refused"
Eric: Hey Lloyd. Is he decent?
Lloyd: Eric, I'll deny I said this but no. He is not decent. He's an awful human being
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Ari: There better be a Scud missile headed towards L.A., Eric.
Eric: No, there's a f**king iceberg, Ari
Ari: What?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari: F**k you. Where'd you hear that? Friendster?
Eric: No I heard it from Josh Weinstein, you jerk off. Now get your hand off your d**k and go call somebody
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Drama: As long as you go underneath the muscle, like with tits, they have a natural feel.
Eric: So you've felt a man's fake calf before?
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Season 1, Episode 9: "Aquamansion"
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want.
Eric: Johnny Depp did Pirates of the Caribbean. And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but I heard he dresses like that in real life, though
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