Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 2: "Out With a Bang"
Johnny Drama: Why are you dressed like it's '04?
Turtle: All my clothes burned up in the fire. Why are you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament is a better question?"
Eric: Agreed.
Drama: Bisexual? This shirt is mad hetero. Look at these pythons. You can clearly see I'm hiding an 8-pack under here.
Eric: You haven't had an 8-pack to hide since the early '70s, Drama.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Lose Yourself"
E: You can't bang my assistant.
Drama: What? You don't think I can get her?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "Buzzed"
Drama: Look, E, I know we've had our ups and downs but I want you to know I appreciate this.
Eric: Have we had downs?
Drama: No, but we probably will if we work together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 1: "Stunted"
Ari: E, long time hear. You married yet?
E: Yeah October Ari. I assume you'll be there?
Ari: Listen. Can I keep the little groom from the top of the cake just in case Sloan never lets you out of the house again? I could carry you around in my pocket like I always dreamed of.
• Rating: Unrated
E: Come on Ari, you're the perfect picture of marital bliss.
Ari: Like a hostage with a machete to its neck you have to put on a good face for the camera.
• Rating: Unrated
E: You represent the guy.
Ari: I represent everyone now, Eric.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 7: "No More Drama"
Eric: How are you Bob?
Bob Saget [about girlfriend]: I'm almost as good as she looks but not nearly as good as she tastes
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so sweet Bob
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 5: "Fore!"
E [about cigar]: This is good
Murray: I hope so. Six Cubans drowned off the Florida keys to get me those
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 4: "Running on E"
E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My c**k doesn't wear a watch...
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [on the phone with E]: I'm still tingling from the weekend.
Ashley: Who is it?
E: It's Ari. It's OK, go back to sleep.
Ari: Wow, you payed for that or is there actually someone that would bang you for free?
• Rating: Unrated
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