Entourage

Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 20)

Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
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Turtle: It'll be like Prom.
Eric: So I guess you won't have a date then?
Turtle: I told you ten thousand f**king times, she had food poisoning.
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Eric: What time is it?
Ari: It's time for you to wake the f**k up. I already shot a 72 bitch!
Eric: What on the front 9?
Ari: Yeah, that's funny c**ty.
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Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons f**king.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle: There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you s**t!
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Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.
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Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
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Eric: Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?
Turtle: Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.
Eric: What is she? A Russian mail order bride?
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Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a f**king insane asylum!
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Ari: Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherf**ker?!
Eric: We beat the squirrel?
Ari: Number one live action film in the country.
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