Entourage

Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 21)

Eric: What are you talking about? The only person you ever loved was yourself.
Drama: What's not to love?
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Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
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Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not p***y
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Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: Come on... Let's hug it out, Bitch.
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Ari: What are you doing bringing up a bad review?
Eric: You said it doesn't matter...
Ari: It does matter
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Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for p***y on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my girlfriend, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card
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Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, f**k your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you
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Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A F**king Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.
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Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a f**king lawsuit
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Eric: What do you need?
Turtle: I'm on ass patrol. I got a six pack, one of them kinda looks like Kristen.
Eric: What are you an asshole?
Turtle: I'm just sayin, revenge f**k
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