Entourage

Eric "E" Murphy Quotes (Page 9)

Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
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Eric: It's [Bob's] project Ari.
Ari: That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here
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Eric: Bob., please, I need to go home!
Bob: Just looking for the car keys, Eric.
Eric: You have a driver, Bob.
Bob: Gave up looking for the driver, Eric
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Eric: Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E
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Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
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Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual
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Eric: You brought your own robe?
Drama: Why wouldn't I?
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Eric: You lost a hundred grand?
Vince: Yeah, something like that.
Ari: But we're partners!
Vince: Oh s**t, I forgot! Means I'm only really down fifty!
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Eric: You don't care about him judging a stripper contest, Ari?
Ari: Which is worse for his image? That he judges a stripper contest or he loses a couple hundred thousand at the f**kin tables?!
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Eric: So this d**khead is saying what? That he f**ked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
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