Drama: Every girl I've given a ticket to has been at least an 8.Eric: What do you rate Drama? I'm just curious.
Drama: Blow me, E
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Ari: Big week. The kind of week you will remember your whole lives. Like the week you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do. Ninth grade...
Eric: Oh, one of the boys on the chess team, Ari?
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Eric Murphy: Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right? Guys in the mail room out here have Wharton MBAs
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Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style
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Eric: If you wanna work with Vince again you'll call, it's that simple.
Ari: No one will want to work with Vince if I call. You think that he was cold 3 months ago? After this I won't be able to put him in an I film
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Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little p***y over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know
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Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?
Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
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Turtle: They rented Brian's Song, E!
Eric: I heard you. What do you want me to do?
Drama: The ultimate guy-cry movie.
Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive, bang! he moves right in.
Drama: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant
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Vince: You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life?
Eric: No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to f**k off.
Vince: You told Barbara Miller to f**k off?
Eric: Yeah. Nobody talks s**t about you. Except me.
Vince: Good looking out, E
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Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has f**ked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
Eric: You seriously gonna sit here and let them bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment
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