Drama: Superhero or no superhero, it's downright rude to be this tardy. Maybe we should get him a driver.Eric: He's got a driver.
Turtle: It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called.
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Shauna: Break out your little black and white composition notebook, Eric, and I want you to write a 1,000 times, "I promise to control my client."
Eric: What now?
Shauna: This week's Us Weekly: three page spread of Vince and Mandy, including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms.
Eric: Look, I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. Pictures were inevitable.
Shauna: F**k you, Eric. They look like they're posing for them
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Barbara: Eric. You don't want to end up spinning dough at that f**king pizza place again, do you?
Ari: Told her a little bit about you.
Eric: Listen, Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that. 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were six years old and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of f**king strangers.
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Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a f**kin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly
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Ari: It's 9:30, do you know where your only client is?
Eric: What are testing out the emergency asshole system, Ari?
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Vince: Tomorrow's her birthday so I've got to do something special.
Eric: It's been 24 hours. I think flowers will do.
Drama: You should have started dating her next week, bro. You could've saved yourself some coin. I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates. No roses.
Eric: No class
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Shauna: No cameras! A "Page Six" rumor is one thing, a cover on "US Weekly" quite another.
Eric: We get it. Jesus!
Ari: Do you get it, E? When he goes out, I want you and the retards to be with him.
Shauna: If anyone tries to take a picture of you, you go f**king Sean Penn on them.
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Mandy Moore: No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist.
Vince: You too, huh?
Eric: Good. Let's keep you guys separated.
Mandy Moore: Ah, you must be E
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Ari: I'm not in the art game for the profits. I'm in it for the love of the work.
Eric: I know it's a fake, Ari. Cut the bulls**t.
Ari: It's a fake? So, I'm giving out fake paintings? Do you want to see the certificate of authenticity?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: ... define the term fake, Eric
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Eric: So, your dad is pretty good with a gun.
Sloan: You should see him with a crossbow.
Eric: Are you serious?
Sloan: He's great with all weapons, and he's even better with his bare hands.
Eric: Was he on the boxing team at Oxford?
Sloan: Oxford? No. You've got the wrong idea about my father. He didn't even finish high school.
Eric: Really? He just seems so polished.
Sloan: You don't have to be afraid of him.
Eric: Oh I know. I mean, why would I be afraid of a bare-knuckle brawler who's proficient in all weapons?
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