Season 1, Episode 5: "The Script and the Sherpa"
Drama: She thinks she's his trainer.Eric: So do you.
Drama: What? I'm not? What the f**k did I get certified for then?
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Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
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Eric: Scott relax, you said your dad's a diplomat right?
Scott Wick: That was fifty f**king years ago asshole!
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Date Night"
Ari: You think my assistant's hot?Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: I think I'll hit that.
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Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
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Turtle: It'll be like Prom.
Eric: So I guess you won't have a date then?
Turtle: I told you ten thousand f**king times, she had food poisoning.
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Eric: What time is it?
Ari: It's time for you to wake the f**k up. I already shot a 72 bitch!
Eric: What on the front 9?
Ari: Yeah, that's funny c**ty.
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Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons f**king.
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Eric: Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle: There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you s**t!
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Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.
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