Eric: What's your problem with Pauly, Drama?Drama: It shouldn't matter why I hate him, E. We're family, if I hate him you gotta hate him.
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Eric: Why would Chuck Liddell want to kill you?
Drama: Because the universe hates this current wave of success I'm having!
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Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves.
Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
Eric: You're a regular f**king felony, Drama
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[standing in front of his Five Towns billboard...]
Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
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Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my f**king credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
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Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care
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Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
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Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
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Eric: What the f**k is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all.
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Ari: Weird. Kinda feels like I'm trying to f**k you guys.
Eric: Are you?
Ari: Look at that, E! I love it, huh? Still got little-man's complex enough to want to fight
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