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Eric "E" Murphy
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Season 3, Episode 6: "Three's Company"
Ari: Eric, we do not want to get on Allen Grey's bad side.
Eric: Well what do what me to tell ya?
Ari: Put him on the phone you f**kin d**k!
Eric: Ari, I'm not a guy you what on your bad side.
Ari: Really? What are you going to do?
Eric: This.
[Eric hangs up phone]
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Season 3, Episode 5: "Crash and Burn"
Eric: I'm test driving a new car.
Ari: Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
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Eric: So we're gonna take all these to the studio?
Vince: Unless you think we're gonna look like schmucks driving the same car.
Drama: No. We'd be schmucks in Jettas. In Aston Martin's we look good. And independently wealthy
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Eric: [Vince] already started learning Spanish.
Ari: I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm f**king the gardener
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Season 3, Episode 4: "Guys and Doll"
Ari: Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
Eric: No.
Ari: Then what the f**k do you want, c**t muscle?
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Drama [while sniffing wine]: I get toffee, mocha and a hint of terra firma.
Eric: Terra firma is dirt, Drama.
Drama: Yeah, well, wine comes from dirt, E
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Season 3, Episode 3: "Dominated"
Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?
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Season 3, Episode 2: "One Day in the Valley"
Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
Eric: It's five o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
Eric: F**k you!
Ari: I love it when you say "f**k," say it again.
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Ari: The first west coast numbers are in, and they're big.
Eric: Go on.
Ari: Eight leg big, bitch.
Eric: Get the f**k out of here!
Ari: The webcrawler is in our sights, and I want to squash that f**ker!
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Aquamom"
[on Drama picking a girl...]
Turtle: Fifty hot girls have walked by, the guy's had a problem with every one of them.
Eric: That's cause none will look at him
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