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Eric Foreman Quotes (Page 2)

Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
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Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.
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Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.
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Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.
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Foreman (to Taub): I found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.
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Foreman: I don't know how you did it man. Was it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor, or just straight up vibes?
Taub: If you're interested, I do seminars.
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Taub: He's doggy padding in the sea of misery. I remember what that was like.
Foreman: Yeah? How far back did you go for that memory? Last night?
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Dr. Foreman: I assume you're planning on screwing it up so you want to maximize witnesses.
House: Why does everyone go to that?
Dr. Foreman: Experience.
House: Shut up.
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Dr. Foreman: You're nothing but excuses and distractions.
Taub: Well, it's a nice match with your condescension and superiority.
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Taub: I'm totally fine. I aced my first pathology boards.
Dr. Foreman: Medicine's come a long way in the last hundred years.
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