Foreman: You're gonna sleep with another woman tonight, and then go home to your wife:
House: Thank God someone's keeping an eye on what's important.

Taub: I am going out with Mya tonight... with Rachel's permission.
Foreman: Mazel Tov?

Foreman: We both have a lot of regrets.
Taub: You should be proud of yours. Your life is trending upwards.

Taub: What if we just snoop on our boss?
Foreman: I can live with that.

Dr. Foreman: Well, it's take us just over an hour to prove that she has a very boring subconscious.
House: Anyone ever tell you you can be a real buzzkill?
Chase, Taub, and Thirteen: Yes.

Mom and dad gave you a chance... and a second... and a third. I'm not about to give you a 54th.

I've known my brother for over 30 years. You haven't even known him a day.

House: This envelope is oddly medical license-shaped.
Dr. Foreman: House is back in charge. We get to treat a porn star.

Foreman: You can't perform an autopsy without a medical license.
House: Really? Because I don't think there's anything we could screw up that we haven't already screwed up.

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