Eric Foreman Quotes
Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
I'd stand outside your apartment all night and hold a boom box, except you told me you hate 80's music.
Foreman: You two are both competent and I know we can work together.
Chase: You really know how to woo.
Dr. Foreman: I brought you a doughnut. The florist was closed.
Thirteen: I'll get a vase and put it in water.
Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.
Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million.
Cameron: You know how House feels about people touching his ball.
Foreman: No, Chase refuses to tell me.
House was an egotistical pill-popping lawsuit magnet... and a genius.
House: I quit.
Foreman: You can't quit.
House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Dr. Foreman: You were right about the heart. Should have listened to you.
House: The correct phrasing would be, "I should always listen to you."
House: Huh. I figured by now you'd be at the board in your monocle and jodhpurs.
Dr. Foreman: Yeah, you did something stupid. Quick, better mock someone.
Dr. Foreman: (checking out strippers) You know what a "broken cowboy is? It was on House's list of requirements.
Thirteen: I have three theories.
