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You know know us, we can be assholes.

Pam: I hate Shreveport.
Eric: Oh come on. It'll be a trip down memory lane.

For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.

Jason: But I can't get you out of my head. You probably hear that a lot don't you.
Eric: For a thousand years, only twice have I felt it in return.

When you dream of me, dream of nice things.

Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

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