Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a dick.

Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.

I don't speak techie!

Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Go fu-k yourself Nora.

New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.

Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.

True Blood Quotes

From the very first moment that we met, you reminded me of what it was like to have my human heart. The problem was, it was only a memory. All I had was my darkness to give you in return.

Sookie [to Bill]

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes