True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOEric Northman Quotes
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.
Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a dick.
Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.
I don't speak techie!
Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.
Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.
Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.
Go fu-k yourself Nora.
New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.
Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.
