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Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Kibwe: You have any idea what you have done?
Eric: He was a dick.

Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.

I don't speak techie!

Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Go fu-k yourself Nora.

New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.

Eric: Awkward time for a drop in, Bill.
Bill: Jessica mentioned Sookie had been having a rough go of it.
Eric: She seems to be recovering nicely.

Lorena, you procreated. He is protective. How sweet.

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
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