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Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.

Let's go, RuPaul.

Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.

I got your rug all wet.

You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.

Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

Godric: Father, brother, son... Let me go.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.

Sookie: He's your maker isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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