Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.

Let's go, RuPaul.

Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.

I got your rug all wet.

You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.

Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

Godric: Father, brother, son... Let me go.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.

Sookie: He's your maker isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.

True Blood Quotes

Denise: You don't wanna be on my bad side.
Sookie: I'm not so sure you even have another side you no-account backwoods trash

I am as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to Earth. She's just a human.

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes