Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!"
Eric: I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will"
Serena: I don't know. I had enough trouble with the idea of mom and Rufus dating, but now I share a sibling with my boyfriend. That's little more hillbilly than I can handle.Eric: It is a little twisted. But so what?
Serena: Well what if we can't get past it?
Eric: I don't know. But you can't push Dan away right now. Whatever you are going through he's going through the same thing.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses"
Eric: How was Thailand?Chuck: I honestly don't remember.
Eric: You should come home, Chuck.
Chuck: I think I'll take the view from above. It was nice having you as my little brother.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Okay no. That's not okay.
Eric: Here we go ...
• Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: They treat her like their servant.
Eric: And it is none of your business. It's a new year, remember? A new Jenny Humphrey?
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.Blair: Go where, everyone you know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Eric: We want you here. I just lost my stepfather... I don't wanna lose my brother too.
Chuck: When are you going to get it? We are not related.
• Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.
Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 7: "Chuck in Real Life"
Serena: Like when she married a raging cokehead that left blow everywhere?Eric: It wasn't everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Who watches TV on a TV anymore?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 2, Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful"
Jenny: Look, I know I acted like a complete and total raging bitch last year, but what you don't know is how bad I felt about it all summer. You were the only person who was friends with me for me and I hurt you the worst.Eric: Well, you did get yours in the end. And since I don't have many friends myself, I guess I could use every lying, manipulating, backstabbing one I can get. What did you have in mind?
• Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
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