You're always right, Mr. Perfect!

Silver [enraged at Navid]

Silver [after reconciling with Adrianna]: How do we make it better?
Adrianna: Break up with him.

Teddy: I think I'm becoming one of those relationship people. Oh my God, I'm lame.
Silver: You are not lame. You're just a good guy who's ready to get back on the relationship burro.
Teddy: Still a horrible expression. But yeah, I think I am.
Silver: It's really great. To getting back on the burro.

Oh, she's going down!

Silver [after discovering Adrianna's tap water trickery]

You had a bad day. You almost put Emily through a vending machine.

Silver [to Annie]

Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.

What you should be sorry for is turning into such a vain, self-absorbed bitch that none of us can stand to be around you.

Silver [to Adrianna]

Naomi: I wanna put the blue wet suit between the other two and make a sandwich.
Silver: Naomi, you're drooling.

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