Royal Pains

Evan Lawson Quotes (Page 10)

Evan: (to Divya) Wow! It's almost like you turned into Hank. Except he doesn't say schedule.
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Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
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Evan: (to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?
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Stacy: You know the odds of getting hit by lightening are one in seven hundred and fifty thousand?
Evan: So you're saying there is a chance.
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Hank: Infant formula? Really?
Evan: Yeah, I got those on sale.
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Evan: Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.
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Paige: Can you see me wrapped in an American flag?
Evan: I'm picturing it. Totally rocking my vote, yeah.
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Evan: (to Hank) Your patient is the Generals crazy neighbor?
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Evan: What do you mean lower case? Who apologizes in lower case?
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Evan: (to Hank) With medicine you are open minded with everything else you're closed minded.
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