If you guys are done with awkward social hour. While Hank is moving in slow motion, Dr. Van Dyke will be filling in.

He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.

Stupid body!

A year ago you were one of those doctors. Seem you shifted over to the other side.

Paige: Evan R. Lawson, will you marry me?
Evan: In a heartbeat, Paige Collins?

Sometimes secrets are necessary.


Hello, what is ECT? I'm not here to grill chicken and raise housing empires...

I came to deliver a surprise, but it looks like the surprise is on me.

By other you meant previous, right Mrs. Collins?

Maybe you were right, Henry. Maybe I don't know her. Maybe I don't know her at all.

So two birds, one Today-show-sized bird.

Hank: You're not turning this into McMedicine.
Evan: What about Medbucks?

Royal Pains Quotes

Evan: You're talking to Evan R. Lawson right now. Discretion is my middle name.
Hank: So that's what the R. stands for.

This is the life.