Evan Lawson Quotes
Evan: Thanks for a great summer Divya.
Hank: We couldn't have done it without you.
Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.
You're perfect. Not literally perfect. You're imperfections are so cute. They make you perfect.
If you cut me, I'd bleed French Roast.
Paige, everyone has their weak spot.
Evan: Oh no you hate it.
Paige: That you ruined Italian lingerie, yeah. That you sewed for me, no.
Hank: You're up early.
Evan: That would assume that I went to sleep.
Oh my God, Jill and Hank...Jank is back!
(to Divya) Wow! It's almost like you turned into Hank. Except he doesn't say schedule.
Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?
Stacy: You know the odds of getting hit by lightening are one in seven hundred and fifty thousand?
Evan: So you're saying there is a chance.
