Fido and Payload, sitting in a tree...

Or were you just a little hefty?

Evan: So he's like Santa?
Paige: Yes, but instead of going down a chimney, he smells like one.

Evan: Did you get a DUI? Are you under house arrest?
Hank: NO...

Divya: You screwed up didn't you?
Evan: I'm cleaning it up!

Every new morning is a good morning.

You forgot the HankMed staff profiles?!

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Paige went rogue.

It's like the poppy filed from the Wizard of Oz in here, Divya!

You're going to school to follow your dreams. Not your dad's, not your mom's, not mine.

Hank [to Evan]: I'm so impressed by what you do. I am so proud to be your partner, and you brother.
Evan: I think I really needed to hear that.

Royal Pains Quotes

It's Divya!

Divya

Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.