In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.