In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad