In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Glee Quotes

You know, a great big fat person once stood on this stage and told a group of a dozen or so nerds in hideous disco outfits that glee, by its very definition, is about opening yourself up to joy. Now it's no secret that for a long time I thought that was a load of hooey. As far as I could see the glee club was nothing but a place where a bunch of cowardly losers go to sing their troubles away and delude themselves into thinking that they live in a world that cares one iota about their hopes and dreams, totally divorced from the harsh reality that in the real world there's not much more to hope for than disappointment, heartbreak, and failure. And you know what. I was exactly right. Thats exactly what glee club is. But I was wrong about the cowardly part. What I finally realized, now that I'm well into my late thirties, it takes a lot of bravery to look around you and see the world not as it is but as it should be. A world where the quarterback becomes best friends with the gay kid, and the girl with the big nose ends up on Broadway. Finding the courage to open up your heart and sing about it. That's what glee club is. And for the longest time I thought that was silly, and now I think it's just about the bravest thing that anyone could do.

Sue

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel