In America, dudes don't ask other dudes to be friends. Except on Facebook. But even then it can take years.

I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.

Wait, this is the moment in those romantic comedies where I kiss you.

Hey Jesse did you order scrambled eggs? Last time I checked you liked them served on people's heads

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.