Coop: I know a thing or two.
O'Hara: At the most.

Call Ortho, tell them the face of All Saints is just about done here.

Coop: The whole good looking thing? More of a curse than a blessing.
Akalitus: I can't even imagine.

Hobnobbing is my gift. That, and really tiny stitches.

Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.

Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!

I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?

Jump on the social networking trend. You won't regret it.

Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.

Fitch: No worries, man, I sent out a Tweet saying you were totally alive!
Eddie: Please, don't do that.

Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?

Fitch: I know this guy. He told me I was super handsome, like Clark Gable.
God: I retract!

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton