(to Bill) Your wife is a stinking filthy liar and should wash her mouth out with soap.

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• Added: February 20, 2011

I wanna splurge for my honeys. Find a Holiday Inn Express.

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• Added: February 01, 2010

What the f#$* is up with all these birds, Lois?

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• Added: January 11, 2010

(to Lois)I told you I'd be here just as quick as a cricket.

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• Added: January 11, 2010

Frank [to Joey]: I'll have some beans there, Fumbles.
Wanda: I told you, old man, you lay off Joey or else.
Frank: Or else what?
Wanda: Or else I'll finish the job someone else started: I'll kill you!

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• Added: March 15, 2009

What are you being over-protective of her for? She's like one of Roman's Humvees, you know. The woman is a tank!

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• Added: March 15, 2009