Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.

Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.

I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.

I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.

Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.

The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of Over 60 Vixens.

Some of them are sun tea and some of them ... were sun tea.

Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.

Frank: My god, He's mortal!
Lutz: What just happened!?

Frank: In Sicilian, [Rossitano] means 'well poisoner.'
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket.'

I got a lot of irons in the fire.

Jenna: You know, I have to admit, I kinda like that Tracy Jordan is no longer the only movie star on TGS. Maybe I'll finally start getting some respect around here.
Frank: What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today... Hey Pete, you want to see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns?
Pete: Yes, I do.

30 Rock Quotes

Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack