Frank Rossitano Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 2: "When It Rains, It Pours"
Frank: You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian dude who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I'd flip over my futon for you. Not cool!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Frank: So much of my life was wasted creating hats!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Frank: Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Frank: Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Frank: Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Frank: The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of Over 60 Vixens.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Frank: Some of them are sun tea and some of them ... were sun tea.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.
• Rating: Unrated
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