Frank Rossitano Quotes
Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.
I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.
I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.
Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.
The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of Over 60 Vixens.
Some of them are sun tea and some of them ... were sun tea.
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.
Frank: My god, He's mortal!
Lutz: What just happened!?
Frank: In Sicilian, [Rossitano] means 'well poisoner.'
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket.'
I got a lot of irons in the fire.
Jenna: You know, I have to admit, I kinda like that Tracy Jordan is no longer the only movie star on TGS. Maybe I'll finally start getting some respect around here.
Frank: What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today... Hey Pete, you want to see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns?
Pete: Yes, I do.