Frank Rossitano Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
Frank: Your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Frank: Wow, an old white lady yelling at me while wearing microwaveable socks. This is so different than living with my mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: I guess I'll get one of those throat radios and you'll be buried in a piano crate. Good night, Liz.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Frank: Oh, I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink, and toilet.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Frank: The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of Over 60 Vixens.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Frank: Some of them are sun tea and some of them ... were sun tea.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to read it; the whole thing is loosely based on an evening I had with Isiah Thomas.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Apollo, Apollo"
Frank: My god, He's mortal!
Lutz: What just happened!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Goodbye, My Friend"
Frank: In Sicilian, [Rossitano] means 'well poisoner.'
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket.'
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
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