Frank Rossitano Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 16: "Apollo, Apollo"
Frank: My god, He's mortal!
Lutz: What just happened!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Goodbye, My Friend"
Frank: In Sicilian, [Rossitano] means 'well poisoner.'
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket.'
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Retreat To Move Forward"
Frank: I got a lot of irons in the fire.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "SeinfeldVision"
Liz: Okay, everyone, welcome back. Some of you may be wondering what happened between me and my boyfriend Floyd this summer. The answer is we did break up, but I am doing fine.
Frank: Is Floyd the Black guy?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 19: "Corporate Crush"
Frank: Yo Tray, we got a problem.
Tracy: [as Jefferson] Pray who be this Tracy Jordan thou speakest of?
Frank: Uh, President Jefferson, we got a problem.
Tracy: Speakest!
Frank: That horse ate your wig.
Tracy: Well, stand guard by his rump and await it in his droppings!
Lutz: Or we could probably just go get a new wig?
Tracy: A-ha! I like you, young man; you shall run my university.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "The Rural Juror"
Jenna: You know, I have to admit, I kinda like that Tracy Jordan is no longer the only movie star on TGS. Maybe I'll finally start getting some respect around here.
Frank: What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today... Hey Pete, you want to see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns?
Pete: Yes, I do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "The Baby Show"
Cerie: Guess what, everyone? I'm engaged!
Frank: Hey, this isn't going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?
Cerie: No.
Frank: Oh, then, congratulations.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "The Break-Up"
Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
Frank: He's totally right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "Tracy Does Conan"
Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete: No
Tracy: Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete: What was that?
Tracy: I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy-
Pete: No.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 4: "Jack the Writer"
Jack: Are you familiar with Six Sigma?
Frank: Oh, yeah. It's a special kinda G.I. Joe.
Jack: It's Frank, right?
Frank: Yes, sir.
Jack: Six Sigma says that a manager must understand every aspect of the business that he or she oversees.
Liz: Which means?
Jack: I'll be here everyday. Soaking it up.
• Rating: Unrated
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