Gabrielle Solis Quotes (Page 9)
Season 3, Episode 18: "Liaisons"
(Victor wants to go to bed with Gabrielle.)
Victor: As far as I'm concerned, the chase is half the fun.
Gabrielle: Half the fun? Oh honey, if I ever do say yes... (gives him a long kiss) You're going to adjust that percentage way down.
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Gabrielle: Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. I'm afraid Mr. Lang has to take an important meeting in his limo...now.
(She grabs his arm and drags him off to the limo. He gets inside with Gabrielle close behind. He loosens his tie as she begins taking off her clothing.)
Victor: To the radio station, Clyde. So what's this all about?
Gabrielle: Your speech--I liked it.
Victor: Seriously, here? Now?
Gabrielle: Well, you laid out all your positions. Don't you want to get acquainted with mine?
Victor: Clyde, could you put up the partition, please?
Clyde: Yes, sir. Anything else?
Gabrielle: Music. Loud music.
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Season 3, Episode 17: "Dress Big"
Gabrielle: (In Victor's wive's closet, to Victor) A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen. Every day it hangs in the closet an angel loses its wings.
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(Gabrielle finds a room closet filled with couture clothes.)
Victor: Yea, I don't really know much about fashion.
Gabrielle: Shhh.. They can hear you.
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Gabrielle: What kind of orange is this shirt? Like a salmon, or a coral... (Lynette shows her the shirt) Oh...cheese doodle.
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Gabrielle: You can't force me to take off this dress!
Samantha: This is pepper spray. In three seconds your eyeballs will be on fire.
Gabrielle: Could you help me with the clasp?
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Season 3, Episode 16: "My Husband, the Pig"
Gabrielle just agreed to have lunch with Victor Lang.
Victor: Great, I'll take us to Cucina. There's no place harder to get into.
Gabrielle: That's what you think.
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Season 3, Episode 15: "The Little Things You Do Together"
Gabrielle: (to Carlos) Go! Go get all cholo on his ass!
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Gabrielle: I am in hell! I just tried to break up with Zach and he played the "dead mommy" card.
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Carlos: (after Gabrielle told him she thinks she slept with Zach) God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid.
He starts to leave.
Gabrielle: Where are you going?
Carlos: To warn the Scavo boys!
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