Why can't Chris do it? He's great with kids, especially when they're not really his.

Chris: I wish I could be more like you.
Gail: That goes without saying.

Dov: I think about you two all the time. That came out wrong.
Gail: You came out wrong.

Gail: Who is Duncan.
Dov: The new Rookie.
Gail: Oh, I've been calling him Jerald.

Now that I've told my brother, that juicy bit of news is going to spread like herpes.

We find Oliver. He makes a very dumb joke. Chloe gets out of the hospital, I make fun of her to her face.

It's the usual you know. My client's a great guy. He loves puppies. He's innocent.

Gail: Holly, I'm a police officer.
Holly: That doesn't mean you've got to go out there and put yourself in danger.
Gail: Yeah, it kind a does.

The king of the dorks has found his queen. The nerd empire can rejoice.

Dov: So what do you think? Flight or fight?
Gail: Neither. This guy looks like a weeper.

Oliver: Does this house look weird to you?
Gail: We're in suburbia. Every house looks weird to me.

You are the bad guy. You, Ms Perfect never hurt a fly McNally are the bad guy. And look at it, it's just killing you.