Gail Peck Quotes
Let me just be clear here. This date's not going very well for you but I'm going to stay and enjoy this festive latte and then I'm going to go home. Alone. Because there's not enough alcohol in the world to get me in bed with you.
Traci: Getting back on that horse sounds a little exhausting.
Gail: You could make my brother the horse.
Traci: Gail, that's disgusting.
Gail: You're telling me.
Holly: I used to be like that but it turns out I didn't like men.
Gail: Well, I don't think I like men either.
Holly: I mean I'm a lesbian.
Gail: Oh, I mean I hate people.
Perik: You're taller than I remember.
Gail: Well I guess it's hard to gauge a person's height when they're tied to a table.
Gail: Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Nick: Please tell me it's just one.
Nick: Well if my goal this morning was to gross you out and then disfigure you...
Gail: You are doing so good.
Chloe: You're like a terrible person.
Gail: Like I haven't heard that before.
Andy: Anything in the trunk.
Gail: No, just a teenage boy.
Traci: Ten more hours and you'll be popping tents and sleeping under the stars.
Gail: Being mauled by bears.
Gail: It brings out the mean girl in me.
Traci: Everybody brings out the mean girl in you.
Call the police, I've found caught a stalker. Third time this week.
Everyone needs a name. Even in death. Even in your urn.