George Christopher Quotes (Page 4)
Season 1, Episode 4: "The Case of the Stolen Skateboard"
George: Brooklyn's exciting! It's the new Manhattan. I may have to move to Brooklyn.
Jonathan: If Brooklyn's the new Manhattan, what's Manhattan?
George: Manhattan's the new Queens. And Queens is the new... Brooklyn. And Brooklyn is the--
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George: Lately, I've been going nuts over women's arms. Actually, the arm... pit. I just love it. It's this... other secret place to burrow into. But you don't have to slide far down the bed to get to it. Maybe it's laziness, I don't-- I don't know.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "The Case of the Missing Screenplay"
George: It really disturbs me that Pricilla loved me once and now loves him (referring to her current husband) - I only wonder what that means...
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George: I'm very oral nowadays. I feel like I'm... half-man, half-infant.
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Jonathan: Why was [Priscilla] your best wife?
George: Everything with her is as intimate as kissing. I never really got over it. Most orgasmic woman I've ever been with.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 2: "The Alanon Case"
Jonathan: God, that's the biggest herpes blister I've ever seen in my life.
George: Thank you. I'm very proud of it.
• Rating: Unrated
Jonathan: Oh my God, what the hell happened to your lip? You were stung by a bee?
George: Yes. A bee with herpes.
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George: Nobody's really loved for themselves. Are they? I mean, all love is projection.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Stockholm Syndrome"
Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George: Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 40
